*At the bar...*

*takes a swig and slams down the empty bottle* Hitme again, bartender! *turns to the fellow next to him* So whadaya doin here, atta time like this, ma'am? I says, *urp* I says, I say we go up and dance! *tries to stand up and falls over, flipping over the barstool* WOOOAAH NELLIE. Hold them horses there boy! This ain'ta gaybar y'know! *pulls himself up on the counter and rips his shirt off, revealing his scrawny, pale, emo physique and lack of mucle* *dances poorly* Yeaaaah! Do it up like Lincoln! *thinks he looks pretty sexy*

Gregory: *sits in a dark corner and watches the drunken young man as he annoys everyone else in the bar* He's got some nice moves...! *smiles, a little tipsy himself*

X laughs at the skinny emo-looking boy silently to herself. The bartender looks at her funny as he starts to back away silently from her. Green-gray eyes turn red as she stares at him.

Jybb:*enjoys no children in the bar while listening to Irresponsible Hate Anthem in the corner* *pauses music* *looks around at all the people*
...damn, look at all these freaks, o wellz, who am I to judge?
*looks at the scrawny man*
Damned happiness ><
*continues enjoying no children & listening to IHA*

X turns her red eyes to the white-looking man in the corner. Her lower eyelid twitches as she starts to glare him. Her red eyes became their normal green-gray as she waves to the bartender, ordering a drink, large smile on her face.

Jybb: *notices the glare from X and laughs*
Three cheers for hate!
*goes to bartender*
Gimme some grog!

*fumbles down from the counter and staggers over to XHell_CreatorX* Heeeyyyy! I KNOW YOU! *bumps into someone* Sorry, pal! *ungracefully flops down into the chair across from her* You're...! You're.... *the name escapes him* *rudely points, practially in her face* YOU'RE THAT CHICK! *slurs his words* You'rruh the friend uva friend uva friend uva friend of a how's Ralphy doing!? I miss that sonuvabitch! He was like a monkey's uncle to me! *talking very loudly* This iz how we first met! Then I woke up and I didn't know where I was and I was sticky! *notices Greggors* *POINT* HEY! I KNOW YOU! *goes to get up and falls face first into the floor, long legs splayed up in the air against the seat* *says something incoherent that muffles into the tile*

X grinned sheepishly at the clearly-drunk male. At one part of the talking he was doing, she openly looked at him wide-eyed. '"This iz how we first met! Then I woke up and I didn't know where I was and I was sticky!" ... Is he talking about Raphael?' Looking down at him laying on the ground, she responded "Ralphael is doing fine, he's still in Yoko's basement with Mute... and a comatose Near...."

*peels his face off the floor, sluggishly looking up* LUCKY BASTARD D8< ...Who's Near? *crawls over to the counter and pulls himself up* HEYA GREGGORS, how ya doin. *immediately goes over to harass him, giggling like a freak*

Jybb: *Finishes his grog, and slightly intoxicated, rips off his coat and does the party boy on the bar singing random Irish drinking song*
C'mon bartender! join meh! together we'll take over the world with our magically wonderful feet of magical wondernous!
*falls off the bar into the shelf of vodka, not seeming to have noticed the broken glass in his stomache*
Woah! It just jumped out at me! You wanna start suttin?! BRING IT ON!
*passes out from too much alchohol going straight in his stomache through his wounds*

*abandons Greggors and gets down on the floor molesting the unconscious Jybb* Mmmm, tastes like shiny....

Jybb: *snaps out of unconciousness still drunk and unaware of whats happening*
Wha? who sed ze Shining? Tis my favorit movie!
*notices Shadow mistaking him for a horny dog*
down doggy! I say down doggy!
*notices glass stuck in his stomache*
firt teh dog now teh glash? stop teh pentetration of my squiggly-squoosh!

D< You're no fun. Wiggly-woosh THIS! *pours a drink on his head*

*jumps into Greggor's lap* SO, d'you come here offften? *WAAAASTED*

Jybb: *more drunk from unmentioned drink poured on his head*
LEMME GET OUT ME DISHCO BALLZ AND LETS PARTY LIKE ITSH 1699!
*bups into bar and flips over*
YOU BITCH! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEH! YOU STILL HAVE MY JACKET AND I WANT IT BACK! AND! AND! and... *looks at doorknob*
How you doing ssexy?

(Oh my gawd that's fucking hilarious xD)

Jybb: *grips the doorknob and is shocked too find its cold*
Oh baby! you so cold! lemme warm you up! *rubs the door knob, accidently opening it and falling out the bar into the sun*
NOOO! CURSES MR SUN FOILED AGAIN! YOU MAKES ME SSO BLIND! AAAHHH!
*walks back in the bar in a hurry and locks the door*
TEH CANADIANS ARE COMING TO TAKE MY BABY!
*cuddles with the doorknob* Its all right Ol' Jybby wont let'm take yous
*listens to the doorknob*
Wha? What that? *insulted* WELL YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF WINTERBERRIES AND YOU DESTROYED MY BLACK HEART!

*To Greggors: awkward petting* You hair is... so soft!

Jybb: *sits in corner sobbing uncontrollably and stroking his hat*
I'm a pwetty girl! I never needed that brass sun-a-mu-betch! He was just an jerk that wanted me for teh sex! *feeling enraged, takes out a home-made flame thrower, hairspray and a lighter, and walks to the doorknob*
guess what! *lights flamethrower and burns the doorknob*
you got burned! *goes to strangle the doorknob before it cools off and burns his hands*
AAAAAHHHHH! OWIES! *dumps water on the doorknob, cooling it down and weakening it then kicks the door knob, breaking it into many peices*
O.O IM SOWWY! I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO END LIKE THIS! I STILL LUV YOU!
*goes back to sobbing uncontrollably in the corner stroking his hat*

(XD WTF CRACK *GIGGLE SNORT*)

(lol, Gregory pretty much zoned out during all this)

Greggors: *had been sleeping with his eyes open* ...? *stares at the young man in his lap* ... *puts a fifty dollar bill in Shadow's pants, assuming he's a hooker* ^^ There you go, my good man!

(WTF happened when I went to bed?! O.o)

XXX: *twitching awkwardly* Am I the only one not really drunk? T.T ... *glomps/tackles the bartender*NUUUUUUUUUU! *starts to try to sob uncontrollably*

(XXX is a very awkward character to type... =.=)

Jybb: *wakes up from the nap he took from exhaustion of crying with a hangover and full of more hate than usual*
>>
<<
Damned hangover migraine! *gets an idea*
but if I get more drunk then I wont notice it! Ingenius idea!
MORE GROG, MEAD, AND WINE! *falls down from pain of yelling too much & thinking too much w/ a migraine*
T~T Anyone have an Anacin?

(Shadow abused his privileges as administrator and went down on Jybb like a filthy mutt. And apparently he's whoring himself out to Greggors... THAT'S what happened. *solemn nod*)

8D Ooooh I get paid first? HOWKIND! *talking really loud* I'm not already not wearing no shirt still, hehehehehehe *giggle* Can I feel your angry beaver!? DO YOU LEIK THE WAY I TOUCH YOU? *moar awkward petting* Yur place or mine??

(XD LOLZ!!!)

XXX: *pauses in her attempt to cry* *eyes flash and evil red* TAG! YOU'RE IT!!! *flings bartender across the room at the horizontal mirror* >D

(XD)

(Hey you're online right now!! Did you figure out mah chat thing? We should talk ^-^ I missed youuuuu todaaaaay)