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PostSubject: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Jan 25, 2009 4:52 am

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name"

"A day without sunshine is like, night."

"Honk if you love Peace and Quiet"

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"

"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Jan 25, 2009 3:01 pm

xD I have a bumper sticker that says the last one

This reminded me, whos sick joke was it to put an S in lisp?
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeWed Jan 28, 2009 1:42 pm

I like them all. X3
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeWed Jan 28, 2009 9:11 pm

Lol

Man who run in front of car gets tired

Man who run behind car gets exhausted
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeThu Jan 29, 2009 8:57 am

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.

*pushes John off a cliff*
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Jan 30, 2009 3:28 pm

... HA HA! I WAS PUSHED! I DID NOT JUMP! NO CONCLUSION OR CONCUSSION FOR ME!
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSat Jan 31, 2009 11:26 pm

No, you still get the concussion.
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Feb 08, 2009 3:00 pm

... ah... well it could be worse

I could be pecked at by birds on my way down and they peck out my eyes, then at the bottom I fall into the ocean where sharks eat me, but Im still alive and feel all the stomache acids dissolving me till Im crapped out and a fisherman with sick fetishes rapes me then throws me out the boat where Im eaten by sharks again
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeMon Feb 09, 2009 6:48 pm

...

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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Feb 13, 2009 9:53 pm

... not like that happened to me before
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Feb 15, 2009 12:04 pm

That's why I'm happy that animals love me
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Feb 15, 2009 5:29 pm

Dogs and kittie kats like me but my aunt has a charpei or however its spelt that snapped at me. o well, it got all bloodied up by a shi-tzu
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeMon Feb 16, 2009 4:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeThu Feb 19, 2009 4:07 pm

... my gramma has a shi-tzu. His name is chan
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSat Feb 21, 2009 12:52 pm

I have a Rottweiler named Bruno
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSat Feb 21, 2009 3:42 pm

I have a beagle, sheperd, & terrier mix named kadi
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Mar 06, 2009 6:41 pm

I call my brother's cat "Attention Whore"

The random Siamese-Minx-mix is affectionately dubbed "Crazy Stupid Cat"

Our dog Bruno is nicknamed "Dumbo/Ree ree/Stupid dog/Retardo/etc."

And our ferret is "Marcutio" or however the hell you spell him name from that thar Romeo and Juliet that thar thing
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PostSubject: Re: "one liner" Jokes   "one liner" Jokes Icon_minitimeSat Mar 07, 2009 12:55 am

O.O I want a kitty, and a ferret (spelt Mercutio btw)
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