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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: "one liner" Jokes Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:52 am | |
| "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name"
"A day without sunshine is like, night."
"Honk if you love Peace and Quiet"
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:01 pm | |
| xD I have a bumper sticker that says the last one
This reminded me, whos sick joke was it to put an S in lisp? | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:42 pm | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:11 pm | |
| Lol Man who run in front of car gets tired Man who run behind car gets exhausted | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:57 am | |
| Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
*pushes John off a cliff* | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:28 pm | |
| ... HA HA! I WAS PUSHED! I DID NOT JUMP! NO CONCLUSION OR CONCUSSION FOR ME! | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:26 pm | |
| No, you still get the concussion. | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:00 pm | |
| ... ah... well it could be worse
I could be pecked at by birds on my way down and they peck out my eyes, then at the bottom I fall into the ocean where sharks eat me, but Im still alive and feel all the stomache acids dissolving me till Im crapped out and a fisherman with sick fetishes rapes me then throws me out the boat where Im eaten by sharks again | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:48 pm | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:53 pm | |
| ... not like that happened to me before | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:04 pm | |
| That's why I'm happy that animals love me | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| Dogs and kittie kats like me but my aunt has a charpei or however its spelt that snapped at me. o well, it got all bloodied up by a shi-tzu | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:34 pm | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:07 pm | |
| ... my gramma has a shi-tzu. His name is chan | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:52 pm | |
| I have a Rottweiler named Bruno | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:42 pm | |
| I have a beagle, sheperd, & terrier mix named kadi | |
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Cursed Devilish Elemental Admin
Number of posts : 461 Age : 31 Location : Meh Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet Name: XXX Race: Cyber-Gentetically Enhanced Human Class: Weapon
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:41 pm | |
| I call my brother's cat "Attention Whore"
The random Siamese-Minx-mix is affectionately dubbed "Crazy Stupid Cat"
Our dog Bruno is nicknamed "Dumbo/Ree ree/Stupid dog/Retardo/etc."
And our ferret is "Marcutio" or however the hell you spell him name from that thar Romeo and Juliet that thar thing | |
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Johnny the Magic Dragon Mod
Number of posts : 445 Age : 30 Location : Echo Side Warning : Registration date : 2009-01-15
Character sheet Name: Jybb Race: Sprite Class: Destroyer
| Subject: Re: "one liner" Jokes Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:55 am | |
| O.O I want a kitty, and a ferret (spelt Mercutio btw) | |
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