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PostSubject: A Dog named "Sex"   Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:05 am

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:40 pm

xD OMG! WTF!... I want a dog now!

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:39 pm

Oh haha

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:18 pm

Hey can I have Sex over the weekend? After a bath I'll give it a bone!

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:56 am

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:31 pm

O.O

Fine you have Sex

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:21 pm

><

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:08 pm

So Sex is going to be outside in the cold then?

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:47 pm

*irritable twitching*

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:55 pm

wow you twitch to a lot lately, are you sure you dont have a problem? jk xD

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:16 pm

I'm positive.

My twitching carries over from other topics.

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:32 pm

well Im not just sure, Im HIV positive

jk... ladies

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:26 pm

I have no STDs or HIVs.

I'm still virgin.

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:10 pm

.I shall probably be a virgin till I die, which with the best of luck wont be too long... unless... o wait nvm, the last whore I had knocked me out & stole my money

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:51 pm

If you were with a whore, then you are one too.

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:47 pm

I prefer the term prostitute. lets all be politically correct here, m'kay?

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:36 pm

It means the same thing.

Whore, hussy, prostitute, hooker, etc., etc...

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PostSubject: Re: A Dog named "Sex"   Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:57 am

Yeah, but not all are politically correct. Give in and let the goernment brain wash you in an attempt to take away our individuality

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