A Dog named "Sex"

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

xD OMG! WTF!... I want a dog now!

Oh haha

Hey can I have Sex over the weekend? After a bath I'll give it a bone!

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O.O

Fine you have Sex

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nty

So Sex is going to be outside in the cold then?

*irritable twitching*

wow you twitch to a lot lately, are you sure you dont have a problem? jk xD

I'm positive.

My twitching carries over from other topics.

well Im not just sure, Im HIV positive

jk... ladies

I have no STDs or HIVs.

I'm still virgin.

.I shall probably be a virgin till I die, which with the best of luck wont be too long... unless... o wait nvm, the last whore I had knocked me out & stole my money

If you were with a whore, then you are one too.

I prefer the term prostitute. lets all be politically correct here, m'kay?

It means the same thing.

Whore, hussy, prostitute, hooker, etc., etc...

Yeah, but not all are politically correct. Give in and let the goernment brain wash you in an attempt to take away our individuality