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PostSubject: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:00 am

1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain.
(And then developing pneumonia because you were too stupid to use an umbrella.)

2. Have that one hot kiss where you're pressed against the wall.
(And then pressing charges for sexual assault.)

3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world.
(Because men who think about anything other than you are obviously unfaithful!)

4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs.
(Nothing beats a collapsed lung, right?)

5. A guy that you don't have to be with 24/7 to know that he loves you.
(Because you had a special microchip embedded into his feeble brain to control him with.)

6. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
(And then dies of dehydration because tears are saltwater and you cry all the time!)

7. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better.
(Sure you cheated on him with an entire football team, but just smile and everything will be better.)

8. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window.
(Regardless of musical incompetence and uses an accordion.)

9. A guy who squeezes your hand.
(And because of this you develop premature arthritis, yay!)

10. A guy that says he loves you and means it.
(Aside from the guys that say "I love you" and mean it as a punch line.)

11. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
(Even if you were screwing his best friend and brother at the same time.)

12. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
(Even when it's covered with pus-dripping zits.)

13. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it.
(What could possibly beat getting a migraine from your a tone-deaf boyfriend as he bellows Snoop Dogg's "Trust Me".)

14. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against.
(Especially if you're in trouble with the Mob. Just hope he hasn't seen Scarface.)

15. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
(Then why are you constantly asking to judge if other women are prettier than you?)

16. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with.
(Which means that he had better have fun by watching you get your nails done and spend all of his money on handbags and shoes.)

17. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
(Like when you dump him for that rich doctor you've always dreamed about.)

18. A guy that tells you everything honestly.
(Because every girl wants to hear the truth when they ask their boyfriend if he thinks they're too fat.)

19. A guy that will always let you win.
(Even if the girl knows she's terrible at a game she wants a guy to blatantly lie to her and pretend he sucks even more she does just to make her sad ego feel better.)

20. Wearing his jacket and every time you breathe in, his scent surrounds you.
(And since he just finished smoking a huge rock of crack, you get a nice contact buzz.)

21. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get.
(You know real tear-jerkers like Debbie Does Dallas, and Backdoor Sluts 9.)

22. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable... not hot, fine, or sexy.
(The reason he doesn't call you sexy is because you're ugly and you're only adorable in the same way a baby covered in afterbirth is adorable.)

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:50 pm

Arent 19 and 18 opposites?!

I already have too many microchips the government put in, and that is the true cause of my migraines and why I always am listening to Live 105.5, without a radio

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:54 pm

Not really. Very Happy

The government is too afraid of my thoughts

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:39 pm

Well apparently my thoughts are hazardous to "national security" and I have been deemed a "threat to society"

Ya well it will take more than big words to scare me off and change my thinking!

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:58 am

They don't go anywhere near me. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:08 pm

Once again, Johnny the Deadboy causes Spam to occur...
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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:41 pm

so what theres no fucking rule about spam

*wonders why Im angry all of a sudden*
hmmm... must be these fumes of burnt skin and axe

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:41 pm

O.o

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:19 pm

MATH-TURBATION!

8! CHECK OUT THOSE CURVES!

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:28 pm

=.=;

Oi-yoi-yoi...

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:07 pm

... uh... wha?

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:44 pm

Nothing!

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:56 pm

...alrite...

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:49 pm

>>

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:53 pm

<.>
TIS A CHAMELEON! NO WAIT! ITZ A CHARMELEON!

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PostSubject: Re: Every Girl's Dreams :D   Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:22 pm

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